I’ve actually received some interesting comments from readers on my KKK strip from Wed inviting me to a nude volleyball tournament in Florida on the 4th of July and warning me not to walk through Memphis Tenn on the 4th. Ahhhhh Internet anonymity.
Archive for ‘June, 2012’
Earlier this month the state of Georgia denied a local chapter of the KKK from adopting a stretch of highway to keep clear of litter.The Grand Exalted Cyclops of the chapter(yes,it’s a real title)said they wouldn’t pick up litter in their robes. Why not? C’mon if you’re going to be Klan,go all out.Do it at night and burn a few crosses to help you see while you’re at it.
The original strip idea was Millard Fillmore:Donkey Puncher but research by our crack research department uncovered evidence that during his inaugural address President Fillmore actually struck senseless 21 separate pack and farm animals,with his bare hands to amuse the children in attendance.
I’ve grown to hate those Digiorno commercials with the pizzaplicity guy.If your friend is that impressed with basic math skills do the right thing and recreate the ending from Of Mice and Men with him.
Oh and Caligula,when is Hollywood gonna get around to remaking that film?
HeroesCon in Charlotte is running a contest this year where advance ticket holders can spend all day Saturday as part of Stan Lee’s entourage at the convention.Sure the perks and prestige would be nice,but it might also get a little uncomfortable.
And I’m willing to bet the winner would auction that stuff on E-bay.
In my opinion if you have to pick a fight with Taylor Swift to stay relevant,It’s time to pack it in.And for the love of decency quit trying to butch yourself up.Honestly Taylor Swift looks like manlier than Liam Neeson next to you.
I’m just not excited by the new Spider-Man movie.I don’t understand the need for mechanical webshooters.I mean,I’m sure a high school kid who recently lost his male role model and has been bullied for years buying hazardous chemicals and specialized machine parts happens all the time in post-911 New York, and Post-Columbine America. I don’t understand why Peter has to be pretty.Even prettier than Gwen it seems.I don’t understand why Spider-Man needs tread on the soles of his boots.For grip?So he doesn’t fall on his butt climbing a building?Mainly though I don’t understand why we need his origin told again.
Oh Yeah,and why do we care about Peter’s parents?They served their purpose and died off-panel years ago.Trying to make them secret agents for S.H.I.E.L.D. or super-scientists just shows how little the writers and filmmakers understand what truly drives Peter and who was really important in his life. So while I won’t be seeing the movie in theaters,I know I will see it eventually.Just to see the post-credits sequence where Samuel L. Jackson’s Nick Fury recruits Peter into S.H.I.E.L.D.
I’ve heard this answer several times from different “Enviromentalists”Basically they believe once an animal doesn’t serve a purpose anymore it needs to die out,with help if necessary.